So here's some more. Turn your head away if you don't like it. It's okay, I won't mind. But then it's kind of, you know, meant for others to read, anyway.
42 days remain until the proposed teleport completion date of the graphite. Being a lazy graph, I felt no need to look beyond the worn cliché that number now represents and to think very much, so - in some trite and tedious meaning of life type bollocks - I've asked Mrs Graph and Steppy II what they would want the new person to be or become throughout life.
What do you definitely want him/her to be, what are you indifferent about them being, and what do you definitely not want them to be?
I guess it's a kind of friend identi-kit. Some stuff you really like people for; some stuff you aren't bothered about one way or the other in people; and things you'd really prefer to avoid - the stuff that would largely put you off people.
So here are our answers.
"I would want graphite to be..."
Me: Passionate, Creative, Progressive, Articulate
Mrs Graph: Adventurous, Courageous, Musical, Considerate
Steppy II: Sporty, Fun, Quite Loud, Funny
"I'm not bothered if graphite is..."
Me: Gay or straight, in any particular job, scientifically minded, very bookish
Mrs Graph: Tall or short, Academic, Male or female, Artistic
Steppy II: Ginger, A football supporter or not, Nerdy, Someone who likes fish & chips
"I would not want graphite to be..."
Me: Scared, A Tory, lonely, Unduly Lazy
Mrs Graph: Shy, materialistic, Vain, A Fussy eater
Steppy II: Veggie/Vegan, Boring, A Golfer, A soap opera fan
So there. Be warned, graphite. This is demanding stuff.
Actually it's 41 days, but that wouldn't sit well with the thing, would it now?
